jarulek, Aug 12, 08 8:53 AM

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Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Zul'Aman, Lordaeron (AP) - Hex Lord Malacrass has been slain by a group of adventurers from Pango Honoratus.

Pango Honoratus, a guild hailing from the Sanctuary Shattrath, have been venturing into the forest trolls' lair for several months.  Even though they've had numerous successes against many of the lesser animal spirits within Zul'Aman, the vile Hex Lord Malacrass had previously been able to repel the incursions into his lair.

Sporting freshly patched armor and recently honed weapons, a group of ten marched up the steps toward the front entrance of Zul'Aman.  Chrios, a hulking beast of a warrior who originally hails from Bloodhoof Village in Mulgore, was overheard saying "We've got new gear and we we can do this.  Let's make it go." as the gates were opened.

"As soon as I had the gates opened, this big guy struts past me and without saying nothin' got stuck in with the trolls that were guarding the gate" said Harrison Jones, gatekeeper in the Hatchet Hills. "And the little guy, he was just plain nuts.  He ran right past me and jumped into the middle of some trolls that were rushin' the door.  I ain't seen nothin' that crazy since those elves retook their city up North."

Over the course of several hours, several people were seen making their way out of Zul'Aman.  Many of these refugees were overheard exchanging stories of being rescued from vile enchantments.  Many of them made mention of the trolls beginning to panic as their sacred Loas were slain. One lucky dwarf, empty stein in hand, was bellowing about being giving his great-grandmother's lucky cloak to a group of "surface dwellers" that had rescued him from immiment sacrifice.

As the moon reached it's zenith, the group from Pango Honoratus was seen walking through the front gates of Zul'Aman.  They looked beaten, bloody and weary as they handed proof of the Hex Lord's demise to Budd Nedreck, a treasure seeker who has taken up residence in the Hatchet Hills.

Armor was strapped to mounts, portals were summond and the group made their journey back to their guild hall.  Poras, a talkative protector of nature who had a habit of slapping his companions with a rolled up copy of this publication, cheerfully made it known that Zul'jin may have rebuffed their first attempt to remove him from his lair but they would be back.  Poras was gracious enough to give us a list of those who were present: Abigail, Champion Aeithium, Blood Guard Chrios, Couga Champion of the Naaru, Dameiela of the Shattered Sun, Elianthanus, Jarulek, Keturakk, Porus Hand of A'dal and Tolrune.

ibcfreak, Jul 31, 08 9:13 PM

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